Date: 2008-09-04 16:55 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

so i've been thinking of




but then i was reminded of

Date: 2008-08-29 11:30 Subject: John McCain you make me laugh Security: Public Mood: hopeful

A pro-life feminist? WTF is this dude thinking? He certainly pulled the attention away from Obama's speech last night with this one, but I think that's all he's going to get from her. What a fucking retard.

Onward to the debates!!

Date: 2008-08-04 09:33 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

Second Least Favorite Band of All-Time: Guns & Roses (One good song. I'm sorry but it's true. Please send hate mail to: Michaelshowalter@GNRSUX.com)

Date: 2008-07-19 16:27 Subject: raspberry iced tea Security: Public

Directions:
Brew iced tea as you normally would (i make mine with unsweet tea. Don't know how sweet tea would do)
Poor the tea in a glass careful not to fill it all the way up
Add Lindemans Framboise Lambic (as much or as little as you like)
Refreshing and delicious (and you get a little buzz too)!

credit goes to Kenny for discovering

Date: 2008-01-22 17:41 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

 omg, Heath Ledger . 



=(

Date: 2008-01-18 11:24 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

 State educators set to vote on evolution

 

Source

Date: 2008-01-10 15:06 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

Poll #1119065 Bloody hell...
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 7

Should I move to San Francisco and work for Laura?

Date: 2008-01-09 18:16 Subject: breathe deeply Security: Public

iloveyoujesus!!

Date: 2008-01-08 11:15 Subject: doh!! Security: Public Mood: confused

Florida's primary is Tues Jan 29th... not the 31st.



Any of my politically savvy friends want to give a reason i should vote since the democratic party took away our delegates? Is there a chance they might count as we get closer to the convention? 

Date: 2008-01-04 10:30 Subject: jan 31st cannot get here soon enough... Security: Public Mood: excited

new Lost and i get to vote!!

Date: 2007-12-10 14:32 Subject: An introduction Security: Public Location: work Mood: excited

Meet Ming! We should be able to pick him up this weekend. I am so excited!!!



Minnie's really excited too...

Date: 2007-12-06 08:49 Subject: Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden? Security: Public Location: work Mood: pleased

It seems that Morgan Spurlock may have found him...
 

Date: 2007-12-05 16:38 Subject: Ireland Pic's Security: Public

Clicky.

Date: 2007-11-09 15:48 Subject: before it gets hot again Security: Public Location: work Mood: nostalgic

someone needs to come over with a 12 pack and some cigs and sit on my back porch with me.

Date: 2007-11-09 14:45 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public Location: work Mood: wtf?!? Music: my slacker.com radio

 



Could someone please explain to me what someone would get from knowing the ID# on our copy machine at work? 

Some idiot just called trying to pretend to be someone from the company who services our fax machine. 


idiot: "Hi, This is Jim with the copy machine company. I don't need the copy count I just need your copy machine number"
me: "What?"
idiot: "Did you not here me? I need your copy machine number"
me: "Why? Who are you with?"
idiot: "Our computers went down this morning and we need to get some ink out to you"
me: "But, um... I didnt order any ink"
idiot: " I just need the number off the machine"
me: "hold on"
(i needed a second to get my self together to tell this bitch to GTFO)
me: "Okay, sorry about that, please tell me who you are with again"
:::::::dial tone::::::

We get our copy machine serviced through Kemper (they are in Melbourne) and they NEVER call us we always call them for stuff. About every three months or so we get this fax asking for our copy count, and i just fill it out and fax it back. 


This guy was a serious douche, but to be honest my first clue was "Withheld" on the caller ID.

 

Date: 2007-10-23 09:41 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public Location: work, work

 LOL

Date: 2007-10-15 17:22 Subject: Self promotion Security: Public Mood: nerdy

godless heathen that i am...

Date: 2007-10-11 14:47 Subject: Not a joke... Security: Public Location: work Mood: sore

The headline read "Police Turn To Prayer To Curb Crime" I was thinking to myself, "Obviously the police are trying to get to them at their level." Of course not!!! The freaking Orlando police actually believe praying will help solve the crime problem.


In other news just one more week till I get these freaking teeth outta my head!!!

Date: 2007-09-20 09:01 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public Mood: sad Tags: dead, died, guinnea pig

 R.I.P. Kimmy Nibbler